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Pomacanthus paru...
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also called Caribbean angelfish.
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The only monogamous fish:
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They dedicate their entire life to their partner.
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Imagine
these animals are among the few
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the deepest meaning of love
have understood:
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give yourself completely to the other.
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In full sincerity...
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with all my heart
a whole life.
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But you are a human and not a fish!
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So forget it.
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To another person like that
to surrender, we only lead to one thing:
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You'll be fucked forever...
Forever!
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- So, darling, have you decided?
- Yes.
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Sorry about those "things"...
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Can my son take care of it himself?
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So, you just have to feed them,
Nothing else, yes?
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Clean aquarium, change filter
and you need antifouling agents.
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The antifouling agent...
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Sorry, there isn't maybe
something less complicated?
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Well, I was right, not even
your mother wants commitments.
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Let me guess: you're separated?
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- Yes!
- I could have sworn.
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So staying together requires sacrifice,
Commitment, taking back...
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You didn't manage that.
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You preferred
to destroy everything...
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without taking you into account.
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Now it's back on the market,
has a nice Tinder profile,
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gets a lot of inquiries
and finally feels wanted again.
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What do you allow yourself?
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A new match?
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They really are... disgusting!
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Get out of here!
There are no fish for you here.
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- We go!
- But...
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So you know exactly...
We don't want your fish!
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Cabin one, ten minutes.
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Ciao, Zaho.
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Hello, Guido... Ten minutes again?
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No, 20. I want to do it in peace.
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Okay...
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Cabin two, 20 minutes.
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Hello, welcome to Jerk-off!
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- Hello.
- Choose your category:
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{\an8}Latinas...
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}Teens.
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No!
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{\an8}Big breasts
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}- V.I.P.
- No.
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I already had VIP.
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Create a character from your memory.
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- Go on!
- Do you want a real person
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- recreate from your memories?
- Yes.
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Good... Where should you go?
play your imagination?
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On the beach?
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No.
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- In a luxury villa?
- No.
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In a mountain chalet?
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No.
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In white emptiness.
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Excellent choice...
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Now think deeply about the person,
that you want to recreate virtually.
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One moment.
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The system creates based on
the desired figure from your memories.
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Have fun!
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So you know exactly...
We don't want your fish!
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Mom, where are... Where are we?
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In my imagination. Go away!
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Undress yourself!
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But...
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What's happening here?
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Candlelight!
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Doggy style!
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Spoon position...
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You see, if you want,
you can surrender yourself.
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Crab!
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Scale!
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Sorry, sorry,
did I try too hard?
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Yes, I would say...
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Libra!
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So, Roberta, this is the head
and that's the little body...
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Where is the little body? Where?
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- Oh my God!
- Look here what he's doing...
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- He moves his little hands!
- How nice!
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Where are the little hands? Where...?
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Just a moment, I'll show it again.
Do you see it?
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No...
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- There's the little nose...
- Oh my god, how sweet!
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I don't see anything! Where is the nose?
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There you go! Armando, there she is!
Don't you see her?
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No! No, no...
Is that her there, I think...
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Okay, perfect, we're done!
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Here, Roberta...
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You can get dressed.
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Thanks.
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Darling, mommy makes it for you
a little brother.
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Maybe we could
got a DVD of it?
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- Yes.
- I didn't see anything...
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The little nose, for example.
She was gone in a flash!
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Maybe it's the glasses?
I missed everything.
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I'm there, I don't see anything,
he doesn't pay attention to me
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as if I don't exist!
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I am the father,
I came especially, say something!
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- Did you just say "He"?
- Yes, it's a man, why?
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Was there no gynecologist?
Why are you sending her to a man?
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I'm not sending her there, the guy has
Zaira also looks after her, so it's the same one.
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- What?
- Do you know "The Gynecologist of the Heart"?
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- Yes, why?
-The guy in the movie got everyone laid!
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It's just a movie, man!
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It is based on true events,
is not science fiction!
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I'm just saying.
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Do you think that a gynecologist
gets horny from his patient?
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Imagine if you were Beyoncé?
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- Beyoncé??
- Imagine that.
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You can't do that without getting horny.
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How do you get there?
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Why should a man
studying gynecology,
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to treat something he doesn't have?
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For the love of z ur Medi z in,
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for love of life,
to bring new children into the world.
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That's the excuse!
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That's like saying, "We're at war."
to bring democracy."
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- Wars?
- Wars are fought because of money,
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because of power, because of raw materials.
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Oil wells are basically
also giant black holes, right?
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A parking space, don't leave it
snatch away! Come on, take that one! Go!
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I'm writing to her right now,
I asked her for a few photos.
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{\an8}This is where you put your credit card:
25 euros and she will send it to you.
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Some send videos
or used underwear...
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Used?
Yes, sure! This is an erotic network
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and no panty shop!
What did you think?
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There! She sells you her toenails.
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{\an8}80 euros, she cuts it off
and sends it to you.
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Is that 80 euros for one foot?
or for both feet?
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A good question!
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Should I ask her?
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No, not that important!
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- I'll ask her anyway!
- You're sick.
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No, but you must be bigoted!
This is real women's emancipation.
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A website for hookers?
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They are all entrepreneurs!
Content creators!
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They understood that with their bodies
can do whatever they want!
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- The chickpea soup, right?
- Yes, darling.
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- Here you go, and one more.
- Looks good, yes.
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Madonna, what have I done?
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- I spilled everything!
- I noticed it!
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I'll take care of it...
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Look at this?
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You're just making it worse!
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- What's going on here?
- Nothing, nothing, just soup on your pants.
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- Yes, nothing happened, everything is fine.
- Julia!
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Sorry, I just wanted to help!
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All right, wash it off.
Nothing happened, everything is fine!
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Then I'll bring a new one now,
how about that?
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Better bring a spoon,
then I eat straight from the floor!
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Giulia, of course you have to
bring another one! Hurry up!
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Sorry, I'm hurrying up.
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What can I say? I'm sorry.
Giulia is new...
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Check it out here!
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I'll clean up immediately!
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It's new, the pants are old
and nothing happened!
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Some people pay for it
that you pee on their pants.
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What does that have to do with anything?
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I just thought.. She takes 150 euros...
I swear...
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{\an8}She pees in a glass and sends it to you.
Still warm, look!
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What can you say about the waitress?
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A clumsy one who doesn't even
can put a plate on the table.
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A fatal mix of
Clumsiness...
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No, better said from
Stubbornness and incompetence.
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There is only one question:
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Why would someone like that
be a waitress at all?
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Hello, Zaho. Am I still quite timid?
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Just ten minutes today, I have to go.
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Okay, I'll hurry up.
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Cabin two.
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Chickpea soup for you?
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Undress yourself...
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What?!
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What's going on here?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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What do I know? You came up with that!
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But I meant birds, not birds.
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Doggy style.
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Oh my god, how cute is that?
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Let's be honest.
You don't have this at all, do you?
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Spoon position!
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So what is that?!
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What is that?
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You see. This is a spoon.
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A spoon?
Damn, what's going on here?
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Then just Libra!
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Scale!
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I said Libra!
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I said Libra!
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She fell asleep. She has a fever
we have to go to the doctor tomorrow.
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What?
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I mean, Zaira...
She has a fever again.
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What did the doctor tell us last time?
still prescribed?
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- I think a bronchodilator?
- Shit!
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Now I've lost again,
such crap.
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- Did you say something, darling?
- No, no, just forget it.
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Then goodnight, darling.
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Do we want to have sex?
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What?
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Do we want to have sex?
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- Now?
- We didn't do it on Saturday.
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Oh yes? Oh...
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Yes, my phone just reminded me.
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So your phone tells you
when should we have sex?
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Yes, I have... a memory.
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Sex!
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And Saturday we didn't do it,
So what if we could do it again now?
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I have prolactin, darling.
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You know what the gynecologist said?
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It suppresses desire.
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I find the guy unpleasant anyway.
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Why don't we take a wife?
Who has already experienced something like this...
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We should switch
and don't talk about it anymore.
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We won't do that!
So, good night!
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So, he says that this hormone,
the prolactin,
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completely suppressed her desires.
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The result is that we have very little
Have sex, really very little.
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Are you already over?
thought about an alternative?
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I'm not a lover,
you know that, I can't do that...
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I don't mean that.
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I mean masturbation.
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Trust me! This is better than
An affair is better than a relationship.
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- Masturbation?
- Yes, with the metaverse it's wonderful,
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because you can fuck anyone you want!
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A few days ago I still have
Ilary Blasi fucked.
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Did you fuck her?
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Your skin, like a peach...
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And the numbers first,
that we made...
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Every position:
Spoon... butterfly, crab.
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- Crab? Like crab?
- Yes... crab!
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Hey? That guy there?
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He fucked Ilary Blasi!
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The first time I jerked off
I was twelve.
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- At twelve?
- Yes... It was with Niky's mother.
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- You thought about her?
- Yes.
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- She's an old woman.
- Not then!
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She was young then, she was hot.
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I only care about her
met with him.
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Just real friendship.
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I imagined
as I go to her house and I...
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I knock on the door and she opens it...
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in a miniskirt, fishnet stockings
with seam and high heels.
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Classic housewife clothing!
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I asked, "Is Niky there?"
"No," she said, "he's with Armando."
255
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,500
- Why are you dragging me into this?
- You're not showing up now!
256
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,250
So, I went in,
sat down on a chair...
257
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:34,700
She knelt down in front of me and...
258
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:38,370
- What? Didn't she say anything?
- A real slut...
259
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:43,200
I also had to hurry
I was afraid you would come back.
260
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,500
- Are you coming too?
- We were still having breakfast.
261
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,910
So, what's new?
262
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,660
Nothing, Armando is distraught.
263
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,080
I told him that I used to be at
Jerking off thinking about your mother.
264
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,290
I already knew that back then.
265
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:06,950
- You knew?
- Yes, sure.
266
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,200
Wasn't it funny?
267
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:11,200
No, because he doesn't just do that
my mother did like that,
268
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,000
but with all mothers...
269
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:16,120
Armando, with your mother
only very rarely.
270
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,120
Two, three times!
271
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:21,370
You masturbated two or three times
and thought of my mother?
272
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:24,080
Just to have another mother
to have.
273
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:28,200
I was too focused on Niky's mother,
so I wanted something different.
274
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:32,660
It was different with your mother.
It was more about dialogue, about talking.
275
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:35,790
You were twelve!
What did you talk to my mother about?
276
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,620
We've talked a lot about you!
277
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:41,290
That she was worried about you being in
you didn't do well at school...
278
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,910
But I was always good.
279
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,500
I know that
but in my imagination you were bad.
280
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:50,040
I always had to be with Niky,
so you could jerk off.
281
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,200
Relax! I have to you
show what, boys!
282
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:55,040
18 years old!
283
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,120
It's serious!
284
00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:58,580
I know her from Facebook,
not from OnlyFans!
285
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,250
Guido, at least you agree with me:
Look!
286
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,750
She's 18, are you crazy?!
287
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:06,080
Why are you so ignorant?
How does your wife stand this?
288
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,000
- Leave my wife alone, okay?!
- Yes.
289
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,290
Hey! Can you tell me
what I did to you?
290
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,290
Why did you get me fired?
291
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:16,040
- I?
- Who else? You wanted that!
292
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,080
Why else have you
all these things written about me?
293
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,200
- What did you write?
- No idea?
294
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,700
Oh yes? So you're not Shespì?
295
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,910
Do you want to know what he wrote?
296
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:30,370
"An incompetent who doesn't even
can put a plate on the table,
297
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,700
a fatal mix
clumsiness...
298
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:36,660
No, or rather stubbornness
and incompleteness."
299
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,000
Inability...
300
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,160
How can you do something like that?
say to a girl?
301
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:43,290
- I...
- I made a mistake.
302
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,450
I just spilled the soup
and apologize!
303
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,620
And he writes a review,
so that they fire me. Why?
304
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:52,950
- Did you really write it like that?
- Yes, but just like that, just like that...
305
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,330
"Not just like that"...
You always do that!
306
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,950
I counted:
You wrote 47!
307
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:01,910
Over 47 different restaurants
and all negative!
308
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,290
What have they done to you?
that you are so mean?
309
00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,660
I don't understand that.
310
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,870
I hope that you are currently satisfied,
because you have my...
311
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,160
Life ruined...
312
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:15,450
- Listen, sorry...
- No! You can forget that!
313
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,080
I've always been nice until now
z u all people,
314
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,120
But now I'm fed up!
315
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,950
Forget your apology,
put it somewhere else.
316
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,410
Undress yourself!
317
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:54,950
What did you just say?
318
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,040
You can forget that! I go!
319
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,910
- And where do you want to go?
- I'll just disappear.
320
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:03,120
You probably didn't understand.
321
00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:05,950
I'm in charge!
You have to do what I tell you!
322
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,540
First of all, relax, got it?!
I don't feel like it!
323
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,830
Can you tell me where we are here?
324
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,370
What kind of place? This is fantasy.
325
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:18,500
You have a great imagination! A white room?
326
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:21,910
Everything you need is there!
What did you imagine?
327
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,790
That I furnish an apartment?
Draw a floor plan and choose furniture?
328
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,080
Do you have to be an interior designer?
329
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:32,160
No, but it would be nice atmosphere
to have coziness, you know?
330
00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:36,330
All you need is a nice sofa.
331
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,950
It's sad.
332
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,370
Here! Please...
333
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:45,370
- Now take off your clothes.
- You should relax!
334
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,040
What do you actually think?
335
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,200
I'm a decent girl!
336
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,620
Do you know what your problem is?
337
00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:53,200
You want to be alone...
338
00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:56,540
but you become alone
don't build anything, Guido.
339
00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,750
I don't understand why you women
always wanted to build something?
340
00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:04,830
Then why don't you look for each other?
a bricklayer? I will...
341
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,500
Julia? Julia! Julia!
342
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,620
Julia!
343
00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:11,910
Are you sure it's not a software problem?
344
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,370
Or maybe the screen is broken?
345
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:16,040
What was the problem?
346
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,790
Yes, well I...
347
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,620
So this girl...
348
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:24,450
She just... So she...
349
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:25,910
doesn't do what I want.
350
00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:30,120
I have a problem and you laugh?
351
00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:32,910
It's the second time,
the thing is broken!
352
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:37,500
The problem is not the thing there,
the problem is in your head.
353
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,660
- Why?
- Who is the girl?
354
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,410
The waitress from a restaurant.
355
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,120
Do you know her well?
356
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,750
No, no, hardly at all!
357
00:22:46,910 --> 00:22:51,160
I have a negative review
written,
358
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,870
and she was angry,
because she was fired as a result.
359
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,790
You hurt that girl.
360
00:22:57,950 --> 00:23:00,500
You have the harmony of the universe
disturbed.
361
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,540
Everything is energy.
362
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,700
You brought evil into the world...
363
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:08,830
Brought evil into the world? Oh come on.
That was just a review.
364
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,410
Now you're a prisoner
your feelings of guilt.
365
00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:16,830
If you want to free yourself from this,
you have to put things in order.
366
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,540
A Chinese proverb says:
367
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,580
What does that mean?
368
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:36,870
You can't think with your tail.
369
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,950
Welcome to the channel.
370
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:34,000
Today's tutorial: How to
Jerks off with watermelon.
371
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,660
What should a watermelon be like?
372
00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:40,580
If you use your knuckles
knocks on it, it must sound like this.
373
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:44,250
Now we drill the guide hole...
It's best to use a hand drill...
374
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,500
Great.
375
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:49,450
Now we expand the hole how far
I leave it to you, I like it tight,
376
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:52,080
because I feel the friction
who wants to feel the core.
377
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:55,790
But you can do it however you want!
378
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,290
So! You can still do it too
color as desired.
379
00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:04,660
I like some full lips...
380
00:25:04,830 --> 00:25:07,580
a nice black eyeliner...
beautiful blue eyes.
381
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,040
I like watermelon... bitches!
382
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,080
If you liked the video,
click on “Like”
383
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:16,120
subscribe to the channel
and have fun jerking off!
384
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,660
What are you wearing?
385
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:25,870
Mini skirt... no panties. Do you like this?
386
00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:33,410
I was thinking about you
and satisfied myself.
387
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:34,830
I answer him.
388
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,580
Don't overdo it... If my sister
If she notices that, she'll definitely be pissed!
389
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,750
I thought about you too...
390
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:49,250
I want to get to know you...
Can we meet sometime?
391
00:25:49,950 --> 00:25:52,450
Tell me, miss!
Do you realize what you're doing...
392
00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:57,580
Sofia can stay away as long as she wants
her father says nothing!
393
00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:00,290
Sofia again?!
Why do I care Sofia?!
394
00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:03,450
What the fuck are you doing?
in my room?
395
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:06,040
Mama!! Mattia is back in my room!
396
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,040
Mattia, get out of here. Disappear!
397
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:23,450
I just take all kinds
you never know...
398
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:28,450
I really don't know what's going on
what's going on with this cat lately...
399
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,950
She eats so little.
400
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:35,410
Maybe I could bring her here,
so that you can take a look at them.
401
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:40,910
Maybe you can at my house
stop by. I live around the corner.
402
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:46,040
Maybe tonight...
403
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,700
When do they close?
404
00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:50,080
I'm not a veterinarian.
405
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:53,040
I'm sorry, what? You did
a veterinary degree.
406
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,160
Here please.
407
00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,160
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
408
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,000
What is your problem?
409
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,330
She invites you and you let her go?
410
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,000
I don't fuck the first person I see
that comes in.
411
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,120
- Are you talking like a woman now?
- Listen, you know what? He's right!
412
00:27:13,290 --> 00:27:14,410
You have to open up!
413
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:16,700
I don't like her,
so why should I...?
414
00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:19,750
That's not the point!
You only see everything bleakly.
415
00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:23,080
As a friend I have to tell you...
416
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,580
You have to keep the past
leave behind you!
417
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:28,700
Otherwise you won't get anywhere!
Leave behind you and...
418
00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:31,410
What's wrong, what are you doing,
where are you going?
419
00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:34,580
Sorry, I have to leave for a moment.
Watch the store.
420
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,040
- What, us?
- I have to go to the office, Guido!
421
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,370
- Hurry up.
- Where do you want to go?
422
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:46,870
Hello!
423
00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:49,370
Stop pulling like that.
424
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,080
- Good day!
- Good day!
425
00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:12,330
What's that supposed to mean?
What are you doing with my things?
426
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,200
I said I'd throw you out.
427
00:28:15,370 --> 00:28:17,000
I swear I be z ahl...
428
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,250
I just need a new job!
Where should I go then?
429
00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:22,700
My problem? Go wherever you want!
430
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:24,120
But you have to get out of here.
431
00:28:24,290 --> 00:28:27,540
- I lost my job.
- Yes, yes, there is always something.
432
00:28:28,410 --> 00:28:30,620
And where is my TV please?
433
00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:33,000
I'll keep the TV
until you pay.
434
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:37,160
Not the TV...
435
00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:44,620
But where should I go...?
436
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,000
Thank you...
437
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,000
But you are...
438
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,200
The asshole that got you fired.
439
00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:18,000
Listen, I'm sorry, really.
I want to make it up to you...
440
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,040
I want everything again
fix it, okay?
441
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,790
Really great!
You should have thought about it beforehand!
442
00:29:23,950 --> 00:29:28,000
Now I don't even have one because of you
more an apartment, I have nothing anymore...
443
00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:30,160
I'll take care of it.
444
00:29:31,410 --> 00:29:32,910
- What?
- I pay the rent.
445
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,250
To put everything back in order, right?
446
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,580
You mean you want...
Yes, pay the rent,
447
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:41,500
if it is not too high,
I'm not rich...
448
00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:45,790
No, don't worry, it doesn't cost much!
Only 400 euros a month...
449
00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:48,160
- For four months...
- Four months?!
450
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,950
That's 1600, I don't know,
whether I have that much.
451
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:56,330
We give him half, then he is
satisfied at first. Not the first time.
452
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
- Half, you say?
- 800.
453
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,450
I just don't know
if I have enough cash, I would need...
454
00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,910
An ATM!
It's just around the corner!
455
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:09,000
Let's go right away. And thank you!
So come on, come on...
456
00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:15,370
Please!
457
00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,370
I'll give you the money back.
458
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:19,870
- No, you don't have to...
- No, I'll give it to you!
459
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,660
I don't like being in debt.
460
00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:26,000
Well... then...
Take your time with it.
461
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,830
Thanks.
462
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,200
So everything is OK?
463
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:39,370
Yes?
464
00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:41,120
Would you like to see my apartment?
465
00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:43,830
Then you can help clear it up straight away.
466
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,700
- I'll make you some herbal tea.
- Well, if you say so.
467
00:30:46,870 --> 00:30:48,450
Also, I have to pee.
468
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:51,500
Well, just two minutes,
I have to go back to the store.
469
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:56,580
The apartment is small,
but I feel really comfortable here.
470
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:59,910
And the landlord is actually too
a nice guy.
471
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,160
He was like that because I didn't pay yet,
but he's usually nice.
472
00:31:08,790 --> 00:31:11,580
- Do you like the herbal tea?
- Yes, thank you, very good.
473
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:14,410
- I'll make another one?
- No, thanks, I still have it.
474
00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,580
I drink slowly...
475
00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:18,950
This is an oven.
476
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,540
- What? For what?
- Fingernails!
477
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:23,370
I make them myself.
478
00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:25,290
- Do you like them?
- Very nice!
479
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:27,370
Thanks. I took a course...
480
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,370
Well, actually...
481
00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:33,080
I broke it off
because then my mother died...
482
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:36,370
- I'm sorry...
- That was a really shitty time.
483
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:39,950
But I will take the course again...
484
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,330
One day I would like to
open my own studio.
485
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,870
It's never too late.
486
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,200
What?
487
00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:48,120
To open your own studio.
488
00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:49,540
Who I?
489
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,120
Are you crazy? No, no,
490
00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:52,950
I just said it like that!
491
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,290
I can't even serve soup,
What should I do with a studio?
492
00:31:56,450 --> 00:32:00,120
My father always told me:
"There is a great emptiness between your ears!"
493
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:03,160
And besides...
494
00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:05,700
I was at school
not particularly good either!
495
00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:08,290
I have this disease,
what is it called again?
496
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,330
Legosthenia.
497
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,120
- Dyslexia.
- Exactly those!
498
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,200
My father just thought I was stupid.
499
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:21,370
Just because I was a woman
imagine...
500
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,120
Then there's the school thing too, so...
501
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:31,000
Do you know what I'm thinking?
502
00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:37,160
We should never differentiate ourselves from others
let us say whether we are stupid or not.
503
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,580
I can do it for you too.
504
00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:50,160
- What do you think?
- The manicure! The nails.
505
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,410
N/a? How do they suit me?
506
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,500
You'll have a heart attack.
507
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:06,450
That's how you wear it, it's slim fit.
508
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:09,660
- Don't you know anything about fashion?
- It suits you very well.
509
00:33:09,830 --> 00:33:12,250
Honest?
It's a bit too short, isn't it?
510
00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:14,450
- That's what you wear today.
- I know that.
511
00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:15,790
Slim!
512
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:18,660
- Would you like to try another one?
- It's perfect.
513
00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:22,080
Honey, we're coming down,
See you in front of the bar.
514
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,200
Yes, we're coming. Yes, yes, ciao, ciao!
515
00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:26,370
So, I have to go now!
516
00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:28,250
Roberta is waiting for us.
517
00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:31,370
We left Zaira with grandma,
to eat together.
518
00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:33,870
You should enjoy the evening alone.
519
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,830
There's another girlfriend there anyway.
520
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
- What?
- A colleague, very nice by the way.
521
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,330
No, why do you have to do something like that?
- What?
522
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,500
Always these coupling attempts!
523
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,330
My wife wants to eat with me
524
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:48,330
and she happens to be there too,
What's wrong with that!
525
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,450
Go, go, go!
526
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:51,750
But why, why?
527
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,160
- Here we are! Hey!
- There you are! Ciao, Guido!
528
00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:58,830
- Darling...
- Hello, darling...
529
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,200
Marta parks, you'll like her.
There she is!
530
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:04,370
That's no coincidence,
did you organize that?
531
00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:08,080
Organized, come on! We meet,
what's in it?
532
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,620
Yes, he is there.
533
00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:10,750
What's up?
534
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:14,290
Guido is convinced
that we have everything organized,
535
00:34:14,450 --> 00:34:17,500
- to introduce him to Marta, but no?
- No.
536
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:20,870
We just wanted to eat together
and you just happen to be there too.
537
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,660
- That's all, okay?
- Yes, by chance... by chance.
538
00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:25,160
- I am here!
- There she is!
539
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:28,080
- Sorry for the delay!
- Can you stop doing that?
540
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:30,910
No problem! You know Armando,
this is Guido.
541
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,620
- Hi, I'm glad.
- I'm pleased.
542
00:34:32,790 --> 00:34:36,410
I finally get to know you.
Roberta has been talking about you for days.
543
00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:37,580
Has it been for days?
544
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:40,250
Since this trip
organized by four people!
545
00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:42,540
I made a reservation over there, shall we?
546
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:44,160
Yes, let's go.
547
00:34:44,330 --> 00:34:48,000
- You made a reservation?
- I called and they answered.
548
00:34:48,910 --> 00:34:51,160
So Roberta says you're a veterinarian?
549
00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:53,790
- No, I'm a salesman.
- He's so humble.
550
00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:56,750
He has a university degree,
so he is a veterinarian.
551
00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,000
Nice, and your zodiac sign?
552
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,830
- What?
- I mean, when were you born?
553
00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:05,200
March! March... so he's a fish.
554
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:09,950
And that's really crazy
because he is a fish and trades in fish!
555
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,540
In his shop, right?
556
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,750
If that's not a coincidence. Yes, crazy!
557
00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:16,870
Pisces are also very selfless...
558
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,910
This is due to the influence of Neptune.
559
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,250
Of course, this also depends on
which ascendant you have.
560
00:35:22,410 --> 00:35:24,500
Tell me what time you were born.
561
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:28,080
No. I forgot
what time I was born.
562
00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,250
Ah, what a shame!
563
00:35:32,450 --> 00:35:33,830
By the way...
564
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,200
Marta, comes from Naples.
That's true, isn't it?
565
00:35:36,370 --> 00:35:39,750
Yes, on my mother's side,
Mom comes from Vico Equense...
566
00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:43,370
We've never been there, we've been in...
Where were we? Sorrento!
567
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:45,500
- A few years ago, darling?
- Yes...
568
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:49,700
In this volumeB, where there is a
amazing whirlpool bathtub!
569
00:35:49,870 --> 00:35:52,700
You don't want to know
what we did there!
570
00:35:52,870 --> 00:35:55,160
That was really wild, remember?
Honey?
571
00:35:55,330 --> 00:35:57,040
No, no, I don't know...
572
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,950
Wait, I wrote it down,
because it was Saturday...
573
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,660
No matter, I don't go there often anyway.
574
00:36:02,830 --> 00:36:06,120
Here, I have it:
"Holiday home near Vittorio, Sorrento."
575
00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,910
It was actually Saturday
I was right.
576
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,660
What's down there? Sex! Sex!
577
00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:18,080
I can't do it anymore.
578
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,660
- What do you mean?
- Really, sorry...
579
00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:23,830
I can't take it anymore... I have to go.
580
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,370
So...
581
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:27,160
That should probably be enough.
582
00:36:27,330 --> 00:36:29,450
- What are you doing? No!
- I'm going home.
583
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,580
Excuse him, okay?
584
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:49,080
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Such crap.
585
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,950
Didn't see the stop sign?
586
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,660
That's totally faded.
587
00:36:53,830 --> 00:36:55,950
Take a look at my car.
588
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,200
Yes, the whole door is dented.
589
00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:02,910
- They definitely have to be made from scratch.
- I'm sorry.
590
00:38:28,950 --> 00:38:29,950
Ciao.
591
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,290
What are you doing here?
592
00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:35,370
You were thinking about me, not me.
I was at home and had my...
593
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,040
...stuff tidied up and you call me.
594
00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:54,160
Guido?
595
00:38:54,330 --> 00:38:55,500
Roberta!
596
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,660
Where am I?
597
00:38:57,830 --> 00:38:59,870
In my...
598
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:02,910
Why not?
599
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,540
But where is Armando?
600
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,000
He's with Niky, as always.
601
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,450
Oh yes, you know what I need.
602
00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:28,080
You lower my prolactin levels, Guido!
603
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,790
I'll lower it all the way!
604
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:32,330
I'm lowering it, Roberta...
605
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:35,000
- Asshole!
- Yes Yes Yes!
606
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,370
- Bastard!
- Yes, tell me swear words!
607
00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:38,660
- Keep going.
-Guido!
608
00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,080
Oh God, Armando?
609
00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:43,160
- Are you fucking my wife?
- What a crap!
610
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:45,620
We introduced you to Marta.
611
00:39:45,790 --> 00:39:48,450
This isn't real!
Just a jerk off fantasy.
612
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:51,750
Fantasy! I've been thinking about her,
what do you have to do with it?!
613
00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:53,250
- Roberta, come here!
- Yes!
614
00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:55,290
Come on, stop it! Not in front of me.
615
00:39:55,450 --> 00:39:57,000
- Ignore, ignore!
- Yes...
616
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,950
- Roberta, let's go.
- I can't with it in my ear.
617
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,660
You're ruining everything! Just go.
618
00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:05,660
- I'll stay here.
- Roberta, we're going home!
619
00:40:05,830 --> 00:40:08,410
We'll see you at home then.
620
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:12,040
Where are you going? Guido?
Look what you've done.
621
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,040
Who do you actually think you are?
622
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,620
How dare you?!
623
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:21,660
With smooth skin, like a child's ass!
You better piss off, you stupid pig!
624
00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:24,000
- Wait, wait...
- Tell the mess
625
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,950
but your sister, asshole.
626
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,200
- Do you get that?
- Yes... Let me explain!
627
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,450
Shit! Real? Through the legs?
628
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:09,500
Do not give up! We're shooting this thing!
629
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,120
See you then.
630
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:41,750
- Ciao...
- Take care, boys.
631
00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:45,160
You played a shitty game!
Bravo!
632
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,750
- What is his problem?
- The problem is, he's right...
633
00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:53,000
You played like a zombie!
What are you thinking?
634
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,830
Nothing, what should I think?
635
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,080
Come on! You really are totally absent!
636
00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:59,330
And yesterday it was the same with Marta.
637
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:00,620
What's wrong with you?
638
00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:02,910
I don't know, I don't know either...
639
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,250
I feel kinda weird...
640
00:42:05,410 --> 00:42:06,910
I'm not feeling well.
641
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,120
Imagine...
642
00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:11,290
What?
643
00:42:15,330 --> 00:42:19,040
I jerked off
and thought of Roberta.
644
00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:24,540
Dude, do you mean Roberta?
my Roberta?
645
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:27,040
Yes, exactly... your wife! Imagine...
646
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,660
What's this shit?
647
00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:31,750
I don't know how I came across them.
648
00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:34,660
And why are you telling me?
all this shit to me?
649
00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:37,950
I'm telling you because I
don't want to cause any more problems!
650
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,700
What does that mean?
651
00:42:39,870 --> 00:42:43,870
That I want to make it up to you!
I want to eliminate evil from the world,
652
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,830
get everything back in order!!
653
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,250
- Because you...
- Yes, yes, because I...
654
00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:49,370
Shut up.
655
00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:51,370
- What's up?
- Nothing, why?
656
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,330
- Are you laughing?
- So...
657
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:58,450
Armando, if Guido to Roberta
thinks and plays around with himself...
658
00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:00,580
No, no, Guido has to accept that!
659
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:03,120
- Did you tell him too?!
- He's my friend.
660
00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:05,500
That's really not a bad thing!
661
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:07,160
On the contrary, enjoy it!
662
00:43:07,330 --> 00:43:09,250
Now should I be happy too?
663
00:43:09,410 --> 00:43:12,160
Yes, sure! Because when Guido on
your wife thought
664
00:43:12,330 --> 00:43:15,200
Does that mean Roberta still
is a beautiful woman.
665
00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:17,250
Would you rather have an ugly one?
666
00:43:17,410 --> 00:43:20,660
I still think it sucks!
I'm just jealous!
667
00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:23,040
On what? Guido is a friend!
668
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,160
Exactly! I am your friend,
I would never treat you badly.
669
00:43:27,330 --> 00:43:29,370
Not even when I jerk off.
670
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,410
Better take care of the others.
671
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:33,080
Which others? Which others?
672
00:43:34,830 --> 00:43:39,160
My friend, do you even know
how many people get turned on by Roberta?
673
00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:42,160
- And you don't know!
- Who then? Who are you talking about?
674
00:43:42,330 --> 00:43:44,910
Think about the places
where Roberta goes...
675
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,660
- for example to the office...
- Does she go to work and not...
676
00:43:48,830 --> 00:43:52,410
Do you really believe
that among her colleagues...
677
00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:53,790
Supervisor z ten...
678
00:43:53,950 --> 00:43:55,160
Directors...
679
00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:57,540
the doorman of the building...
680
00:43:57,700 --> 00:44:01,540
not five people, per se
mess around while thinking about Roberta?
681
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,080
- Five.
- Where else is she going?
682
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,250
- To the gym.
- No, no, not to the gym.
683
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,620
- Not?
- Yes, she goes to the gym...
684
00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:11,160
Do you know how many guys from me?
Gym jerking off to Roberta?
685
00:44:11,330 --> 00:44:13,830
I'm guessing there's more
than five... right?
686
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,790
She also has a restaurant?
- No, it belongs to her father, not her.
687
00:44:17,950 --> 00:44:20,910
- Yes, but she helps out in the evenings?
- If, on the weekend...
688
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,160
Even worse!
689
00:44:22,330 --> 00:44:26,080
Everyone is hornier because of the stress
want to get rid of this week!
690
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,290
You said they jerked off in the office.
691
00:44:28,450 --> 00:44:30,450
That was just the five! But the others?
692
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,830
And everyone else should
eat in a restaurant?
693
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,500
You can't be serious!
694
00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:38,330
Don't just think about those who eat there,
but also to those who work.
695
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,500
But who...?
696
00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:43,200
Maybe the pizza maker...
or the guy in the kitchen...
697
00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:45,870
Armando, they serve home cooking!
698
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,700
So everything is homemade!
699
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,910
Hand made...
700
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,750
Enough! I found the restaurant
always sucked!
701
00:44:54,910 --> 00:44:58,040
Roughly speaking, these are at least t
50 a month.
702
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,290
- Do you know how much that makes per year?
- Exactly 600.
703
00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:04,620
You've been married for four years,
then that's... How much?
704
00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:07,500
- 2400 motherfuckers.
- 2400...
705
00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:10,370
No... 2400 and one!
706
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:11,790
Yes, well...
707
00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:13,500
- Come on!
- Not so bad!
708
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,120
- So... I'm off, guys. Ciao.
- Take care.
709
00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:31,750
Hello!
710
00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:36,620
-Hi...
- Surprise!
711
00:45:36,790 --> 00:45:38,500
I'll give you the money back!
712
00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,830
Didn't you expect, did you?
713
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,250
- You don't have to.
- Yes,
714
00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:45,160
I told you, I don't like it,
Debt z u have!
715
00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:47,660
And besides, it's only fair! So. Here!
716
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,370
30 euros?
717
00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:54,910
Yes. This is the first installment.
718
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,540
I have a new job,
I work in a bar.
719
00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:00,910
- This is my first money...
- You didn't have to do that.
720
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,750
I misjudged you.
721
00:46:03,790 --> 00:46:06,120
You are good...
722
00:46:06,290 --> 00:46:07,580
You are a good person.
723
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:12,330
What is? Is he not feeling well?
724
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,330
I do not know. He's never done it before.
725
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:20,250
His pupils are completely dilated...
726
00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:22,910
and his back seems stiff.
727
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,950
What does that mean? Don't scare me.
728
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,040
Yes.
729
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,870
He smells really funny
Did he swallow something?
730
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,700
- No.
- Maybe on the street.
731
00:46:32,870 --> 00:46:35,700
He may have poisoned himself.
Didn't you notice anything?
732
00:46:35,870 --> 00:46:39,290
- What is it?
- We're taking him to the emergency room!
733
00:46:39,450 --> 00:46:41,000
- To the emergency room?
- Yes...
734
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,660
Immediately! OK! Where is your car?
735
00:46:43,830 --> 00:46:45,750
I don't even have a car.
736
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,660
- Hurry! To the clinic in Tormarancia!
- Where to?
737
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,450
What are you doing?
738
00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:53,580
I have to enter my credit card.
739
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:55,700
What a crap!
740
00:46:59,790 --> 00:47:01,450
- Come on...
- Hurry up!
741
00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:02,750
Come on, come here!
742
00:47:02,910 --> 00:47:05,000
What are you doing? Who does this belong to?
743
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,700
- It doesn't matter, hurry up now!
- What, that doesn't matter?
744
00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:09,580
- Damn it!
- Get on!
745
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,830
- Okay, hold on tight. Yes!?
- How is that?
746
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:18,120
- Hey! This is my scooter!
- Excuse me! It's an emergency!
747
00:47:19,450 --> 00:47:20,620
My scooter...
748
00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:31,250
- Watch out!
- Get out of there!
749
00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:38,870
- Please slow down!
- The bum can't drive.
750
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,950
- Attention car!
- Shit! You asshole.
751
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,000
Don't you have eyes in your head!?
752
00:47:57,290 --> 00:48:00,000
Hey! Just get out of the way!
753
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:04,620
Out of the way, I gotta get through here,
my dog is not feeling well!
754
00:48:04,790 --> 00:48:05,830
Not that either...
755
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,120
What are you up to? You can't...
756
00:48:08,290 --> 00:48:10,580
You can't
drive across the sidewalk.
757
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:13,410
Emergency! I have to get through here, everyone get out of there.
758
00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:16,580
- There are stairs! You don't want to...
- Hold on!
759
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,120
I apologize very much!
760
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,000
Caution! Emergency on wheels!
761
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,200
- What's up?
- He swallowed something!
762
00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:49,000
- Quickly, come in!
- Yes
763
00:49:14,790 --> 00:49:15,790
Hey.
764
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
- How is she?
- Good!
765
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,500
She was sedated
to pump out the stomach.
766
00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:23,660
Now she's just waking up, come with me.
767
00:49:30,450 --> 00:49:32,290
Hello, my little one.
768
00:49:34,910 --> 00:49:36,080
Hey.
769
00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:41,830
Don't worry, I'm here.
770
00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:56,450
My pretty...
771
00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:03,080
It's my turn.
Have you ever peed in the pool?
772
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,830
- God, no!
- Me, yes!
773
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,120
Into the pool? Disgusting!
774
00:50:06,290 --> 00:50:09,450
- Yes, but everyone does that! So...
- You're not serious...
775
00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:12,040
- What has to go, has to come out.
- How you mean.
776
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,450
It's your turn.
777
00:50:14,410 --> 00:50:16,410
All right then. OK. Have you ever...
778
00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,750
your neighbors through
watching the window?
779
00:50:18,910 --> 00:50:20,450
Of course, I always do that.
780
00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:22,290
Are you a peeping Tom?
781
00:50:22,450 --> 00:50:26,540
Nonsense. I just want to control
who my neighbors are like that.
782
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:27,950
Afterwards these are...
783
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,160
Freaks like that
on television, killing people.
784
00:50:31,330 --> 00:50:33,200
- You mean serial killers?
- Yes, exactly those!
785
00:50:33,370 --> 00:50:35,540
You never know. Why are you laughing?
786
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,040
It's my turn.
787
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:41,000
Have you ever had lice? Be honest.
788
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:44,790
You always ask me disgusting things!
First pee, then lice.
789
00:50:44,950 --> 00:50:47,040
- New question.
- Yes you are right.
790
00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:49,750
Then something serious.
791
00:50:50,370 --> 00:50:51,410
Shoot away...
792
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,500
Have you ever cried for love?
793
00:51:00,950 --> 00:51:02,160
Now I have you!
794
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,120
I was married, you know.
795
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,290
A bad ending?
796
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,250
She died.
797
00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:22,040
Sorry...
798
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:27,000
I thought, I mean... I did
didn't know. I'm sorry.
799
00:51:28,790 --> 00:51:31,580
A car ran a stop sign.
800
00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:32,910
Something like that happens.
801
00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:37,160
It was just... She wasn't alone.
802
00:51:37,330 --> 00:51:39,040
There was another man with her.
803
00:51:39,790 --> 00:51:42,580
This had been going on for a while
between the two and...
804
00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:45,000
That's how I found out.
805
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,700
Holy Mother of God...
806
00:51:50,870 --> 00:51:53,330
The crazy thing is:
he didn't have a scratch.
807
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,160
At the funeral he said,
that she wanted to tell me.
808
00:51:57,330 --> 00:51:58,620
That they love each other.
809
00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:02,790
We were married for a year.
810
00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:08,750
A slut if you ask me.
811
00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:13,000
- Excuse me please.
- No, no, it's...
812
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,950
You're right to say that.
813
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,250
I never had the courage
to call a spade a spade.
814
00:52:18,410 --> 00:52:21,250
She's dead,
I never really judged her.
815
00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:33,700
I'd like to show you something.
816
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,160
Here... her name was Francessca,
I called her Checca.
817
00:52:40,330 --> 00:52:42,700
I never had the courage
to have it overstitched.
818
00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:46,040
You're only hurting yourself.
819
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,580
I know.
820
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:50,330
I should have it refinished.
821
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,540
I can you too
bring it to a friend of mine.
822
00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:58,080
He is really good and very close.
823
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:08,120
We would have that.
824
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,120
- Wow... How beautiful!
- It turned out great.
825
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:14,910
It's nice, isn't it?
826
00:53:16,450 --> 00:53:17,450
Yes... Yes, yes...
827
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:19,500
Maybe a bit strong as a message.
828
00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:21,080
But must be strong!
829
00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:24,200
Imagine if someone gave you
want to go on the balls,
830
00:53:24,370 --> 00:53:27,000
you say, “Yo!
What the hell do you want from me?"
831
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:32,700
Do you understand what I did?
832
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,200
- And that was all for the evening?
- Of course! What else?
833
00:53:38,370 --> 00:53:42,250
You were out all day
and you don't get in touch?
834
00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:45,660
- Say something too!
- You could have easily sunk him.
835
00:53:45,830 --> 00:53:47,750
Now come down again.
836
00:53:47,910 --> 00:53:49,660
What? Are you feeling better?
837
00:53:49,830 --> 00:53:53,000
Tell me. Spit it out and explain it to me.
Say it, say it!
838
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,330
Yes, explain it to him!
839
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:56,040
OK. I'm doing really well.
840
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,580
Having a girlfriend would be mine
too strenuous.
841
00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:02,160
It's not tiring!
Tell him, Niky: Is it tiring?
842
00:54:02,330 --> 00:54:05,080
- No!
- I would have to go out and talk to her...
843
00:54:05,250 --> 00:54:07,700
going out, talking,
the beautiful things create a relationship.
844
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:10,870
And go out and talk to her
Did you like it?
845
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,080
Yes, but she doesn't like me.
846
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:16,080
The usual pessimism.
When did she say that?
847
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:18,750
She said it. At the Jerk Off.
848
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:21,540
- How much does it cost?
- Two euros.
849
00:54:21,700 --> 00:54:25,370
But that's how women are! You're not allowed
give up, you have to fight!
850
00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:28,870
Why should he fight for her?
It was just a sex fantasy.
851
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,290
Maybe some people will be attracted too
the challenge of it.
852
00:54:32,450 --> 00:54:35,080
That's not Sudoku,
you jerk off!
853
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:38,040
Well then, I'll go then
home, people. OK?
854
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,540
- No, we have to do something!
- Why?
855
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:44,950
- Today is your birthday!
- We're celebrating! What do you want to do?
856
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:49,000
No, no, for God's sake,
Birthdays make me nervous...
857
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,830
- I don't believe it.
- I want to go home.
858
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
- Really. Ciao, people.
- Ciao, take care.
859
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,620
Ciao, ciao, ciao.
860
00:54:55,290 --> 00:54:57,450
It's not getting better, it's getting worse.
861
00:54:57,620 --> 00:54:59,700
Well, after everything that happened.
862
00:54:59,870 --> 00:55:01,830
You have to move on in life.
863
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,120
He has to pull himself together.
And we are...
864
00:55:04,290 --> 00:55:06,700
his friends, we have to do it for him
865
00:55:06,870 --> 00:55:08,950
and also for our wives and mothers.
866
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,410
- You're right...
- Yes.
867
00:57:04,450 --> 00:57:06,500
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
868
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,540
What do you want here?
869
00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:11,200
We wanted to give you a surprise!
870
00:57:11,370 --> 00:57:13,500
- Hello...
- Hello, Giulia...
871
00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:15,620
You now go into the kitchen with Guido
872
00:57:15,790 --> 00:57:17,540
and we set the table.
873
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:21,290
Could you maybe help me?
At least with the child! Hello, Guido!
874
00:57:21,450 --> 00:57:23,790
- Hello...
- At least take the child with you.
875
00:57:23,950 --> 00:57:26,250
Put on something decent! Come on.
876
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,660
-Hi.
-Hi.
877
00:57:29,830 --> 00:57:32,910
They called and said,
we're making a surprise.
878
00:57:33,410 --> 00:57:36,580
Here, you even got it
made a birthday cake. Here.
879
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,870
He maybe burned,
but you can scrape that off.
880
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,950
The jam is very tasty!
881
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,250
Thanks, you didn't have to do that.
882
00:57:45,410 --> 00:57:48,870
- It's nothing. Thanks.
- Come in, come in...
883
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,080
High?
884
00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:52,200
Just go straight ahead. Or?
885
00:58:00,290 --> 00:58:03,500
- And? Did she fall asleep?
- Is she...
886
00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:05,790
But darling, what are you doing?
887
00:58:05,950 --> 00:58:09,450
The knives come to the right.
You run a restaurant, it's wrong.
888
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:10,450
Seems so.
889
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,910
- Speaking of the restaurant.
- Yes?
890
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,080
I've thought of something.
You're pregnant now.
891
00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:20,040
You really have to
work every weekend?
892
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,120
Why not?
893
00:58:21,290 --> 00:58:23,580
I just thought
that maybe you can take care of yourself.
894
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,370
But I don't want that.
895
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:27,200
Also, my father needs help.
896
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:30,540
He's already hired someone to do the kitchen.
Even two!
897
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:33,700
- Please wait.
- What?
898
00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:36,540
So he has two new people
for the kitchen?
899
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:38,370
Yes, two boys for the kitchen.
900
00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:40,910
Two more z among those who were already there?
901
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:45,250
- You can never have enough people.
- Stop this already... Sorry.
902
00:58:45,410 --> 00:58:50,450
I meant, stop, I understand,
you don't always have to add everything...
903
00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:55,830
My God. What is this here?
A collection of moldy food?
904
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,870
I didn't have time to shop
and... Yes...
905
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,620
But I find
you have a very nice house.
906
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:06,120
You don't even notice
that you are in the city.
907
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:13,290
Does it bother you,
that I came here?
908
00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:15,290
No no no. Quite the opposite.
909
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,450
Yes...
910
00:59:19,370 --> 00:59:20,450
What have you done?
911
00:59:21,790 --> 00:59:23,000
What?
912
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,330
How did you make the canapés?
913
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:30,080
I put the ingredients down and then
Everyone can take what they want.
914
00:59:30,910 --> 00:59:34,660
You made Ikea canapés!
You have to put everything together yourself.
915
00:59:34,830 --> 00:59:38,700
I know I'm a disaster,
but you top that.
916
00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:43,910
We would make a good team, right?
917
00:59:49,790 --> 00:59:52,500
- We really need the wine.
- Yes.
918
00:59:52,660 --> 00:59:54,370
I'll give you the white one too.
919
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,160
Here please.
920
00:59:59,330 --> 01:00:01,700
- And the corkscrew, please. Thanks.
- Yes.
921
01:00:01,870 --> 01:00:03,000
Now go.
922
01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:12,040
I am in the center.
Why don't you come over?
923
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:15,080
I can't,
I'm at a party with friends.
924
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,660
You can come.
I'll send you the address.
925
01:00:18,410 --> 01:00:20,580
He sent the address.
926
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:22,580
Take a taxi, I'll pay.
927
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,290
Smiley with dollar sign eyes.
928
01:00:24,450 --> 01:00:27,330
Mattia! Do you know where your sister is?
929
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,450
No, dad!
930
01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:31,250
Maybe she's with Sofia.
You know what she is like!
931
01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:34,080
If we give her some time,
she has to stick to it.
932
01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,200
Come on...
933
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:36,330
Power.
934
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:37,830
- One moment.
- But dad...
935
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,750
Come on, go over there. Both. That's OK.
936
01:00:41,910 --> 01:00:45,660
- Carlo, you don't do that!
- Of course you do something like that.
937
01:00:45,830 --> 01:00:48,580
Do what you want.
But don't drag me into this.
938
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,080
I won't do it.
939
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,080
Who is that?
940
01:00:55,790 --> 01:00:58,080
What color are your panties today?
941
01:00:58,250 --> 01:01:01,120
"What color are your panties today?!"
942
01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:05,290
You little perverted scumbag.
943
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:10,410
I'm coming. And I want that
put it down quickly before I drop it.
944
01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:11,660
Come with me.
945
01:01:11,830 --> 01:01:14,750
- Well, we have that.
- There's also lasagna, right?
946
01:01:14,910 --> 01:01:16,950
She's getting there. We still need glasses.
947
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,330
- Oh, that's right.
- Where are the water glasses?
948
01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:20,950
And? How's it going?
949
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,870
- What do you mean?
- Well with her. With Giulia. How's it going?
950
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,660
Why are you grinning so stupidly?
951
01:01:25,830 --> 01:01:28,080
We brought them with us.
Now it's your turn.
952
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:30,790
And who said that?
You could have asked.
953
01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:32,620
Then you would have said no.
954
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,410
I'll be right back.
955
01:01:40,290 --> 01:01:42,160
Holy Mother of God...
956
01:01:42,330 --> 01:01:45,410
- What's wrong?
- What are you doing in there? Sit with us.
957
01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:47,870
I invited the girl
from the chat?
958
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,700
She's still a child!
959
01:01:49,870 --> 01:01:52,700
Do not worry.
She didn't answer, so...
960
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:55,330
How are things going with Romeo?
Has it already worked?
961
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:58,250
It would be nice. He's nervous.
Do you know what he said?
962
01:01:58,410 --> 01:02:00,950
- We shouldn't have brought her with us.
- Damned.
963
01:02:03,330 --> 01:02:05,250
- I'll take care of it.
- What are you up to?
964
01:02:05,410 --> 01:02:07,410
- I have an idea.
- What's next?
965
01:02:07,580 --> 01:02:09,830
You go over, I'll take care of it.
966
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,410
Here comes the bread!
967
01:02:15,580 --> 01:02:18,370
- Is there a seating arrangement?
- No, no, what are you doing?
968
01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:21,330
You kindly go over there,
I'm sitting next to Roberta. Go.
969
01:02:21,830 --> 01:02:25,200
- So I'm sitting here.
- No, not there. Next to Giulia, go.
970
01:02:25,370 --> 01:02:26,200
Go!
971
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,910
- I'm sitting here?
- Yes, exactly...
972
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,450
- Water...
- Okay.
973
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
The bread...
974
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,830
- Where is the baby monitor?
- It stands there.
975
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,160
Please put it on the table.
This is what we hear when Zaira wakes up.
976
01:02:37,330 --> 01:02:38,200
Yes.
977
01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:42,580
- And where is Niky?
- Niky is coming soon. He's coming.
978
01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,500
Would anyone like a salad?
979
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,700
- What happened?
- Looks like the power went out.
980
01:02:48,870 --> 01:02:49,870
Then like this.
981
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:54,040
- What happened?
- The power went out.
982
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,910
- Then turn it back on, Guido!
- Why me?
983
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,870
Well, because it's your house.
984
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:03,660
- Come on. Go.
- Now go ahead.
985
01:03:03,830 --> 01:03:05,000
I'm going already.
986
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,410
Maybe he needs help.
What do you think?
987
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,910
Guido? Niky gave me a flashlight
given so that you can see better.
988
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,580
- Ah, okay. Good.
- I'll help you...
989
01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:18,500
- Then I'll do this.
- Yes.
990
01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:19,790
This way.
991
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,620
Hey. Now they just went in.
992
01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:27,910
- Is this all yours?
- That was already here
993
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,750
and belongs to the owner.
I'm just a tenant here.
994
01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:32,660
The fuse box is here.
995
01:03:32,830 --> 01:03:34,910
You act like children. It is enough.
996
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,040
Clean now. It is enough. And you too.
997
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,290
I specifically turned off the power
now let's see...
998
01:03:40,450 --> 01:03:41,700
I said enough.
999
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,790
My God. Is that nice...
1000
01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:54,660
- Guido, come and look at this.
- What?
1001
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
It looks like a painting...
1002
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,910
- That's right.
- Wow.
1003
01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:15,870
What is? Are you scared?
1004
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,660
No no. I'm not afraid.
1005
01:04:17,830 --> 01:04:21,040
It appears that you
not happy that I'm here.
1006
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,580
Yes, I'm happy about that.
1007
01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:24,660
Yes, I'm really happy.
1008
01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:28,450
I'm glad I came here.
1009
01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:56,580
I think I messed up, right?
1010
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:57,830
No.
1011
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,950
I fell on you. Sorry.
But I'm not doing anything right.
1012
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,290
No, so you...
I'm the problem, not you.
1013
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,250
Better turn the light back on quickly.
1014
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:12,120
Otherwise they'll still think
that we are doing something else here.
1015
01:05:12,290 --> 01:05:13,290
Yes.
1016
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:15,290
Yes.
1017
01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:24,910
Et voila!
1018
01:05:28,370 --> 01:05:29,620
Giulia...
1019
01:05:39,450 --> 01:05:40,620
Surprise!
1020
01:05:40,790 --> 01:05:42,410
-Guido!
-Hi!
1021
01:05:42,580 --> 01:05:44,910
My aunt and uncle...
1022
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,410
Hello. Very pleased.
1023
01:05:46,580 --> 01:05:50,040
I'm not his aunt.
My name is Susanna.
1024
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,750
This is my partner!
1025
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,540
And I'm his uncle.
Call me Pasquale.
1026
01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:58,950
And I'm Aunt Alberta.
1027
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:00,660
This is my friend.
1028
01:06:01,370 --> 01:06:02,910
Do you remember Anatolik?
1029
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,910
Of course, of course. Hi.
1030
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:11,580
- What does he say? Hi.
- Nothing, he greeted you.
1031
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,200
We came and
1032
01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:16,410
would like to congratulate you warmly
for your birthday.
1033
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:18,870
Not necessary. But come in, come in.
1034
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,950
- Oh, Guido? I saw something there.
- What?
1035
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,660
You have a stain there.
1036
01:06:26,830 --> 01:06:29,200
Anyone else want Parmigiana?
1037
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,450
My Tolik is always hungry!
You are a glutton!
1038
01:06:41,950 --> 01:06:44,200
He says it tastes very good!
1039
01:06:44,370 --> 01:06:45,450
So.
1040
01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:49,450
What is the essence of love?
1041
01:06:49,620 --> 01:06:51,870
Now you're holding us again
a sermon, huh?
1042
01:06:53,450 --> 01:06:54,830
Tell me.
1043
01:06:55,790 --> 01:06:57,370
Should I answer now?
1044
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,200
Just guess.
1045
01:07:00,370 --> 01:07:03,160
The essence of love... Let's think about it.
1046
01:07:04,330 --> 01:07:06,910
- Mutual respect.
- Bigger!
1047
01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:09,750
Trust!
1048
01:07:09,910 --> 01:07:11,080
Even bigger!
1049
01:07:12,370 --> 01:07:14,370
Yes. The connection.
1050
01:07:14,540 --> 01:07:15,750
TheAss!
1051
01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:18,000
That's good.
1052
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,120
Here comes the fruit.
1053
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,620
Where did you get those?
1054
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:26,080
Lay in the kitchen. I cut them.
1055
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,200
Here. Please.
1056
01:07:28,370 --> 01:07:31,660
- I don't know if it's any good.
- How can you not know that?
1057
01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:35,540
You ate the best part.
I always start with the heart,
1058
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:37,290
because it's the juiciest part!
1059
01:07:43,830 --> 01:07:46,620
- Does it taste good?
- Excellent! Try it!
1060
01:07:46,790 --> 01:07:50,000
- Which one of you wants to dance?
- No, I don't want to. No thanks.
1061
01:07:50,830 --> 01:07:53,910
- You two are going dancing?
- Of course, the night is still young.
1062
01:07:54,950 --> 01:07:57,700
Un, dos, tres...
My Tolik loves salsa...
1063
01:07:57,870 --> 01:07:59,870
Am I not right, my darling?
1064
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:06,160
What, you want to come here?
What are you talking about?
1065
01:08:07,330 --> 01:08:10,660
Yes, I'm with friends
and no, you don't know her.
1066
01:08:10,830 --> 01:08:12,200
No, fuck you.
1067
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,450
That was my stupid ex-boyfriend.
1068
01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:29,910
Ex?
1069
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,000
Yes, we will separate.
1070
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,370
He's with the military police
in Tuscany,
1071
01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:37,660
and it's complicated...
1072
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,540
Are you going to break up?
1073
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:45,620
Yes, we will separate.
1074
01:08:45,790 --> 01:08:48,910
And how exactly does this work now?
with such a planned separation?
1075
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:53,790
Do you have a notice period?
"Separation is possible in two weeks."
1076
01:08:53,950 --> 01:08:55,870
Or is this a separation in the sense
1077
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,370
that you look around to make sure
that it is correct?
1078
01:08:59,540 --> 01:09:03,000
Because you can't risk
to be alone z.
1079
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:05,790
And before you then at the end
standing there all alone,
1080
01:09:05,950 --> 01:09:09,370
- it's better to stay with the guy.
- Okay, what do you want from me?
1081
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:16,120
No, where are you going?
I want an explanation.
1082
01:09:16,290 --> 01:09:19,950
I kissed you, you kissed me
rejected and now you're mad?
1083
01:09:20,870 --> 01:09:23,700
- I didn't reject you.
- No. Of course not!
1084
01:09:23,870 --> 01:09:26,160
As if I would
kiss a frozen cod!
1085
01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:28,750
Let it be.
1086
01:09:30,910 --> 01:09:33,620
I told him
that I like someone else...
1087
01:09:34,580 --> 01:09:36,580
even if he doesn't reciprocate.
1088
01:10:02,450 --> 01:10:06,330
Come on, don't let that fool you.
They can't score another goal.
1089
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:08,160
Yes, yes. I'll do it.
1090
01:10:08,330 --> 01:10:11,370
- Danger. Goal!
- Not another one. How come?
1091
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:15,290
Niky, can you call me a taxi,
I don't know what the street is called.
1092
01:10:15,450 --> 01:10:18,290
- How come? What happened?
- I have to go home.
1093
01:10:18,450 --> 01:10:19,330
And where is Guido?
1094
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:23,910
- No idea. Can you? Yes.
- Yes, we should go.
1095
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,040
What? We had fun, didn't we?
1096
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,830
We have to go, otherwise there will be
a long queue in front of the discotheque.
1097
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,040
Come on, Pasquale.
1098
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,500
I'll go and get Zaira.
1099
01:10:41,250 --> 01:10:45,290
- The navigation system says it's here!
- Carlo, please take care of yourself!
1100
01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:48,410
- Are we finishing the match?
- It's six to zero!
1101
01:10:48,580 --> 01:10:50,700
What are you going to do with this pole, Carlo?
1102
01:10:50,870 --> 01:10:53,370
Stay in the car, Tizia!
I'll sort this out.
1103
01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:56,160
What's so difficult about it?
to call me a taxi?
1104
01:10:56,330 --> 01:10:58,910
- Where is the problem? Wait.
- I'm looking for you.
1105
01:10:59,410 --> 01:11:02,870
- Oh no! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Do you know how old my daughter is?
1106
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,120
Do you know? She's eight ten!
1107
01:11:05,290 --> 01:11:06,700
- Stop.
- Do something!
1108
01:11:08,950 --> 01:11:10,370
- Scumbag!
- Leave him!
1109
01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:13,250
He beats him to death!
1110
01:11:13,410 --> 01:11:17,250
- What the hell is going on here?
- Don't come too close to me!
1111
01:11:17,410 --> 01:11:21,200
I find another message from you
Chat to my daughter, I'll kill you.
1112
01:11:21,370 --> 01:11:24,750
It is enough. Let's go, I beg you!
1113
01:11:24,910 --> 01:11:27,910
I told you
that it will end badly.
1114
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,790
It is enough! Help me, Armando.
1115
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,700
Slowly, slowly.
1116
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:38,500
- And? How are you doing?
- Not so good. Oh, man...
1117
01:11:46,410 --> 01:11:47,330
Hello?
1118
01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:50,700
This is my wife.
I think she's on the phone.
1119
01:11:50,870 --> 01:11:52,160
Darling, is that you?
1120
01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:55,290
No. They're downstairs.
What's going on? Hurry up.
1121
01:11:55,450 --> 01:11:58,120
No. No,
I haven't told him yet.
1122
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,080
Yes, yes. I know you're right.
1123
01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:03,790
Of course I want to tell him.
1124
01:12:03,950 --> 01:12:06,160
I stick with him
just not enough anymore.
1125
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,830
Of course he doesn't suspect anything. Why?
You are my gynecologist.
1126
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,580
To be honest,
he can't stand you.
1127
01:12:15,830 --> 01:12:17,870
See you tomorrow.
1128
01:12:18,660 --> 01:12:22,750
Of course. I just told him
that I'll visit my mother tomorrow.
1129
01:12:22,910 --> 01:12:24,330
I want you too.
1130
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,200
Ciao. Ciao.
1131
01:12:28,870 --> 01:12:30,580
Well, who's awake?
1132
01:12:38,450 --> 01:12:39,790
She woke up.
1133
01:12:42,830 --> 01:12:46,000
Let's go? I have to tomorrow
still visit my mother.
1134
01:12:52,370 --> 01:12:53,750
What happened?
1135
01:12:55,910 --> 01:12:57,200
Did you have an argument?
1136
01:12:59,830 --> 01:13:01,370
Let's go home.
1137
01:13:09,290 --> 01:13:10,700
Oh man.
1138
01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:13,250
- Do you want ice cream?
- No, no, no, it's okay.
1139
01:13:13,410 --> 01:13:14,660
I want to go home.
1140
01:13:14,830 --> 01:13:16,790
- Can you do that?
- Yes, don't worry.
1141
01:13:16,950 --> 01:13:19,290
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I am.
1142
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,540
- Happy Birthday.
- Thanks.
1143
01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:25,000
We'll go then too.
Come on, take your jacket.
1144
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,660
I'm sorry.
1145
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,700
Nice party.
1146
01:13:38,410 --> 01:13:42,580
I'm sorry that you're not now
you could blow out the candles once.
1147
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:49,330
We have to hurry! Until midnight
Entry is free for women.
1148
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,370
Guido!
1149
01:15:58,330 --> 01:15:59,450
Zaho!
1150
01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:01,250
What are you going to do with the melon?
1151
01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:05,330
Nothing, I just want to eat them.
1152
01:16:12,750 --> 01:16:14,250
What's so funny?
1153
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:18,660
- Didn't go well with the waitress?
- No.
1154
01:16:18,830 --> 01:16:20,500
It didn't go well, no...
1155
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,910
- You can't think with your tail?
- No!
1156
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:34,620
Stop it
of mental self-satisfaction.
1157
01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:36,410
Life is too short for that.
1158
01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:39,700
Time flies by.
And you're acting like an idiot?
1159
01:16:39,870 --> 01:16:41,540
And let love run its course?
1160
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:45,750
Guido, do you want to end up like him?
1161
01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:54,120
Hey. With that you can
wonderful jerk off!
1162
01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,910
This is your chance.
1163
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,950
It's time now
to start a new life.
1164
01:17:05,410 --> 01:17:07,660
Yes you are right!
1165
01:17:08,450 --> 01:17:11,200
- And now... go!
- Yes...
1166
01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:13,910
- Go!
- Go!
1167
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,790
Yes. Yes.
1168
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:43,160
Such fucking shit.
1169
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,660
He's dead!
1170
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,370
Dead.
1171
01:17:51,370 --> 01:17:53,290
I'm doing well. I'm doing well.
1172
01:17:53,450 --> 01:17:57,330
Don't you have eyes in your head?
What's wrong with you?
1173
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,870
Yo! What the hell do you want from me?
1174
01:18:06,410 --> 01:18:08,000
Are you kidding me?
1175
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:47,410
Julia!
1176
01:18:48,370 --> 01:18:49,620
Julia!
1177
01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:53,000
Julia!
1178
01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:56,450
Julia!
1179
01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,120
What do you want here?
1180
01:19:00,370 --> 01:19:01,370
Listen...
1181
01:19:02,450 --> 01:19:04,410
- I...
- What then?
1182
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:08,950
So... I wanted to tell you something...
1183
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,290
And what?
1184
01:19:11,450 --> 01:19:13,580
I wanted to tell you that...
1185
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:14,950
I'm sorry!
1186
01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:18,250
So you're sorry?
That's what you wanted to tell me?
1187
01:19:18,790 --> 01:19:22,040
Well, I... also wanted to tell you...
1188
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,290
that I'm an idiot.
1189
01:19:25,450 --> 01:19:28,830
Of course you're an idiot!
You're waking up the whole neighborhood!
1190
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,290
- Excuse me.
- Who's shouting around here?
1191
01:19:31,450 --> 01:19:33,370
Well, who? That idiot down there.
1192
01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:35,830
- Hello!
- Why are you screaming?
1193
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,250
To talk to the young lady.
1194
01:19:38,410 --> 01:19:42,410
- Hello, Maria. Are you okay?
- I'm doing great, thank you very much.
1195
01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:43,910
And, young man.
1196
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,370
Have you fallen in love?
1197
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,330
I think so.
1198
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:52,540
Then sort it out in your neighborhood.
1199
01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:55,120
Hey, calm down over there and leave him alone.
1200
01:19:57,790 --> 01:19:59,500
You have to go now anyway.
1201
01:19:59,660 --> 01:20:00,950
How come?
1202
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:04,750
Hey, man! Haven't you heard?
You have to go now!
1203
01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:58,870
Try next time
Don't act like an idiot.
1204
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:00,700
Smiley with winking eyes.
1205
01:21:07,910 --> 01:21:09,410
Turn around.
1206
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:23,290
Do you just want to stand there?
1207
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:30,200
But I'm not kissing again now
frozen cod, right?
1208
01:21:30,370 --> 01:21:31,160
No.
1209
01:21:31,330 --> 01:21:33,000
- Secure?
- Secure.
1210
01:21:48,620 --> 01:21:51,580
Listen...
Can I ask you a question?
1211
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:54,580
- Sure.
- What are you planning to do with this melon?
1212
01:21:54,750 --> 01:21:55,660
Oh, with this one?
1213
01:21:55,830 --> 01:21:57,160
Yes.
1214
01:21:57,330 --> 01:22:00,000
Honestly...
I don't need them anymore.
1215
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,330
Are you perfect now?
gone crazy?!
1216
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:12,330
However. You won't believe it.
I signed up for the nail course.
1217
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:13,750
- Oh really?
- Yes.
1218
01:22:13,910 --> 01:22:17,790
We should never differentiate ourselves from others
let us say whether we are stupid or not.
1219
01:22:17,950 --> 01:22:20,040
...whether we are stupid or not. Exactly.
1220
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:24,000
I want to at least try it.
Why shouldn't I be able to do it?
1221
01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:46,080
-Oh. What are you doing here?
- I dunno, it's your session!
1222
01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:49,500
I still have to get ready
get used to the machine and everything here.
1223
01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:51,250
- No problem.
- Sorry...
1224
01:23:51,410 --> 01:23:53,370
- Okay, then again.
- Okay.
1225
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,370
What is that?
1226
01:23:59,870 --> 01:24:02,250
The? These are fingernails.
1227
01:24:02,410 --> 01:24:05,580
You pervert. You said
you don't like it at all and...
1228
01:24:16,950 --> 01:24:18,540
Come on, come on.
1229
01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:20,500
Come on, come on!
1230
01:24:25,580 --> 01:24:27,620
- Don't worry, don't get upset.
- No.
1231
01:24:27,790 --> 01:24:31,080
Armando.
This is all just in your imagination.
1232
01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:35,120
Relax, breathe and have
Above all, don't be afraid of your desires.
1233
01:24:35,290 --> 01:24:37,620
Now: close your eyes and get started.
1234
01:24:37,790 --> 01:24:38,620
- Go.
- Okay.
1235
01:24:38,790 --> 01:24:39,580
Go!
1236
01:24:40,910 --> 01:24:43,540
- What did he do?
- I don't know, he's gone.
1237
01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:46,950
You two, can you help me?
How do I get back z?
1238
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:50,750
Forget it... He can't even do it
to jerk off.
1239
01:24:50,910 --> 01:24:52,660
A hopeless case.